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5 stars – Tissues at the ready… you’re gonna need them!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 22 November 2021
Hello and welcome to Laura's pre-reading safety guide for The Story of Our Secrets by Shari Low. Thank you for joining me today. Are you comfy? *claps hands* Let’s begin…
Please keep the seatbelts provided fastened at all times as you ride this emotional rollercoaster of a read.
Tissues, if required (aye right!), should be located to your left and right with extra supplies under your seat. *whispers and points* I also find tucking a couple up my sleeve and/or in my bra for ease of use very handy. Never fear if you run out, just holla and emergency tissues can be delivered asap.
Refreshments are a must but beware of scalding from hot drinks when you encounter a WTF? scene and/or spontaneous bouts of belly laughter. No one needs to explain where that blister came from *snorts*.
Emotional eating is a common side-effect of reading Shari Low books (I know from personal experience!) so wear your elasticated pants for extra space. Side note: neither the author nor the publisher can be held responsible for the movement on your scales!
For emergency purposes only:
• It is advisable to have a drinky-drink *winks* on hand. Totally for restorative purposes only, you understand. Just for those ‘gird your loins’ moments. You know the sort I mean!
• Your nominated hug person for those ‘I need a hug’ moments.
Also, before we go, I’m taking names for my own Sad Git’s Recovery Club. Remember and leave your details before you leave.
Right, are you ready? Well, as ready as you’ll ever be…
You’ve got this!
See you on the other side.
I don’t call Shari Low the Queen of Storytelling for nothing.
Hmm, now where did I stick those cucumber slices? These eyes won’t de-puff themselves…