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Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches: The debut from Victoria Emes Hardcover – 17 Feb. 2022

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    HarperCollins
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    17 Feb. 2022
  5. Dimensions
    14.1 x 3 x 22.2 cm
  6. ISBN-10
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Welcome to Motherhood
Pregnancy, birth preparation, labour and recovery
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‘Nobody – and I mean nobody – has a way with words quite like Victoria. Candid, reassuring and laugh-out-loud hilarious, this book feels like a friend giving a series of pep talks during the hurricane season of pregnancy and new motherhood.’ 
Sarah Turner, The Unmumsy Mum

‘Striding confidently into all the topics the antenatal and baby groups tiptoe around. This gritty, honest, useful and at times, hilarious guide needs to be handed out with pregnancy notes. Victoria is the foul-mouthed, taboo-embracing, funny-anecdote-sharing, wildly-knowledgeable mate I needed through pregnancy and beyond. Laugh, gasp, learn lots and feel shoulder-dropping relief that you’re not alone.
Your parenting bookshelf may be rammed, but nudge them down. Make space for this one, trust me.’
Anna Mathur, psychotherapist and bestselling author

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The debut from Victoria Emes

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ HarperCollins (17 Feb. 2022)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 288 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0008453551
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0008453558
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.1 x 3 x 22.2 cm
  • Customer reviews:
    4.8 out of 5 stars 55 ratings

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