Being the kind of bloke that moans about everything (i.e, a normal bloke), it takes a lot for me to be thoroughly impressed by a new product. But as someone who has endured two rounds of braces and overly-happy orthodontists, I was surprised as anyone that a toothbrush could genuinely excite me.
Yes, this set of electric toothbrushes is quite simply one of the best products I've ever owned.
I'm of the ilk that to spend more than a fiver on a 'regular' (we'll call them manual transmission) toothbrush was a heinous crime - nay, a crushing inditement from my old man, who thought I was becoming a little too middle-class for his liking. Strung together with curses and pfffts.
Needless to say I followed my dentist's advice rather than his and purchased an Oral-B 2000 electronic toothbrush. I was disowned silently, but the purchase turned out to be a smart investment since it lasted many years. My teeth were cleaner and my gums less irritated.
Now, when we talk about Philips' Sonicare DiamondClean 9000, we're looking at a 1986 Porsche 911 Carrera. Those sleek lines. That classic beauty. The performance that says "I'm not the fastest, but I'm the most enjoyable to drive". The beverage holders are lacking, but there is serenity in its adversity. How many cups of coffee do you really need?
The Oral-B 2000 is relegated to the venerable Ford Focus. An astute companion that won't let you down; lest turn any heads either. It drives from A to B. And as for the trusty old 'manual' toothbrush? Fiat Panda.
The DiamondClean 9000 comes with two toothbrushes + heads; two charging pucks; two cups/holders; and a quick start guide which, ironically, took longer to decipher than simply going on Philips website.
As with most electric toothbrushes they are charged inductively - that is, they are wireless. The two 'cups' sit on top of the respective charging pucks, and the toothbrushes are required to be placed in the cup to charge. It's a nifty design since the toothbrush can be placed without precision in the cup; you don't need to think about it. Just note that one cup is glass and can be used for drinking, the other is plastic and shorter.
The toothbrushes themselves operate on four modes, though as anyone with experience in electric toothbrushes will be aware, any sort of 'mode' on these products is just kerfuffle. The only difference between them is the rhythm of oscillation, and even, you can change the intensity of each one, making them all very... similar?
I recommend going for the 3/3 intensity. 1/3 is just plain cowardly, I expected more from the Dutch. 2/3 is also a little too gentle for my liking, like taking a stroll on a Sunday with a pensioner group. But 3/3? That's where it's at baby. Picture this; Dave from 2001: A Space Odyssey, mesmerised by the light tunnel he encounters on his journey to a Georgian laboratory. Imagine the lights. The stunning colours. The feeling of otherworldliness. Your bones rattling into submission.
Yes, the sonic waves from this little device do as much good for your teeth as they do to the rest of your mouth. You genuinely feel like you've just experienced some sort of orthodontic spa and yoga treatment.
And, despite my concerns about faff such as a 'Whitening' mode, the brush does actually help to remove stains since it oscillates so fast and precisely. Either that or it's also secreting white paint.
There is no doubt that this is the best toothbrush I have ever owned, and it's hard to imagine life before it. Just do yourself a favour and get a quality toothpaste to match...
| Product Name | Philips Sonicare Advanced Whitening Edition Rechargeable Toothbrush, 4 modes, 3 intensities, Gum Pressure Sensor, Bluetooth, UK 2-pin Bathroom Plug - Black - HX9631/17 |
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| Units | 1 count |
| Brand | Philips |
| Age Range Description | Adult |
| Country of origin | China |
