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Loose Head: Confessions of an (un)professional rugby player Paperback – 29 April 2021
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SHORTLISTED FOR THE TELEGRAPH RUGBY BOOK OF THE YEAR
The truth about being a rugby player from the horsey's mouth.
This book is not just about how a psychiatrist called Humphrey helped me get back on my horse and clippity-clop all the way to the World Cup semi-final in Japan.
It's the story of how a fat kid who had to live up to the nickname Psycho grew up to play and party for over a decade with rugby's greatest pros and live weird and wonderful moments both in and out of the scrum.
That's why I'm letting you read my diary on my weirdest days. You never know what you're going to get with me.
From being locked in a police cell to singing Adele on Jonathan Ross (I'll let you decide which is worse), being kissed by a murderer on the number 51 bus to drug tests where clipboard-wielding men hover inches away from my naked genitalia, melting opponents in rucks, winning tackles, and generally losing blood, sweat and ears in the name of the great sport of rugby.
This is how (not) to be a rugby player.
- Print length336 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherEbury Press
- Publication date29 April 2021
- Dimensions12.7 x 2.29 x 19.69 cm
- ISBN-101529107539
- ISBN-13978-1529107531
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A rollicking book covering everything from rituals to red mist, nudity to nicknames ― Rubgy World
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- Publisher : Ebury Press (29 April 2021)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 336 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1529107539
- ISBN-13 : 978-1529107531
- Dimensions : 12.7 x 2.29 x 19.69 cm
- Best Sellers Rank: 4,192 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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I'm a ghostwriter and co-author and have written 12 Sunday Times top ten bestsellers. These are some of my books:
Loving and Losing You, Azaylia: My Inspirational Daughter and our Unbreakable Bond (Ebury), telling Safiyya Vorajee's inspiring account of motherhood, hope and loss.
'Thank you to writer Rachel Murphy for being so kind and sensitive in helping me write my book the way I wanted it.'
What Lies Buried (Octopus/Endeavour), co-written with leading forensic psychologist Kerry Daynes, it tells her true tales of madness, badness and the misunderstood.
'Special thanks to Rachel Murphy for your patience, professionalism and general pizzazz.' Kerry Daynes
Cheryl Cole’s number one bestselling autobiography, Cheryl Cole: My Story. (HarperCollins)
‘Rachel Murphy - thank you for helping me write this. We’ve had laughter and tears, and I’m THRILLED with the result!’ Cheryl Cole
Loosehead: Confessions of an (un)professional rugby player, the candid and funny memoirs of idiosyncratic England rugby star Joe Marler. (Ebury)
'A massive thanks to Rachel Murphy who did all the real work, stringing all my rambles together. A wonderful woman with the patience of a saint.' Joe Marler.
Just A Child, the true story of Rotherham survivor and campaigner Sammy Woodhouse, who bravely exposed Britain’s biggest child abuse scandal. (Blink)
‘Thank you to Rachel Murphy for helping me write my book, for being patient, for understanding how difficult it was for me to write it, for encouraging me and keeping me going in the times I found it so difficult.’ Sammy Woodhouse
Singing star James Arthur's autobiography, Back to the Boy. (Hodder & Stoughton)
'Rachel Murphy, my ghostwriter. I can't believe how perceptively and accurately you've written this, how therapeutic the process has been and how easy you have made it for me. I could not be happier with my book, and that is down to you.' James Arthur
Mum’s List (Michael Joseph, Penguin), which tells how St John Greene (Singe) raised his two young sons following their mum’s death. It is an international bestseller, translated into fifteen languages and made into an inspiring film of the same name starring Rafe Spall and Emilia Fox.
‘Rachel... how you got into my head in such a short space of time and wrote this so skilfully is beyond belief. You have written it exactly as I would love to have written it myself, and I can't thank you enough.’ St John Greene
The autobiography of The Hairy Bikers, Blood, Sweat and Tyres. (Orion)
‘Huge thanks to Rachel Murphy – an amazing writer who was instrumental in bringing this book together – she has truly helped to tell our story.’ Si King and Dave Myers
Ola Jordan's book, Strictly Ola: Ola Jordan, My Autobiography. (St James's House)
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The Midwife’s Here! and Bundles of Joy (HarperCollins) - two bestselling nostalgic memoirs based in Manchester, telling the story of Linda Fairley’s career as Britain’s longest serving midwife. Now recommended reading by the Royal College of Midwives.
‘Rachel Murphy... is like one of my family now, and writes from inside my head.’ Linda Fairley
Please Don’t Go (Mainstream, Random House) with John Hartson, which documents the former footballer’s fight for life. It was shortlisted for Best Autobiography at the British Sports Book Awards 2011.
‘Thanks to Rachel Murphy, my co-author, for listening to me prattling on for hours and making such a fabulous job of writing the book. It would not have been the great success it is without you, Rach, and it's been a pleasure to work with you.’ John Hartson
John and George: The Dog Who Changed My Life (Century, Random House), about a homeless man, John Dolan who was inspired by his dog George to quit his life of drugs and crime and discover his incredible talent as an artist. A Sunday Times bestseller, translated into several languages, the book was named as one of the 'Best Books of 2015' by Hudson Booksellers.
Living with Evil (Headline) was a number one bestselling hardback in Ireland, and spent fourteen consecutive weeks in the Sunday Times bestseller list in the UK in 2010. It tells the story of Cynthia Owen’s fight for justice following her tragic childhood.
‘To Rachel Murphy, my co-writer, thank you for having the patience of a saint and for not pushing me, and most of all for understanding.’ Cynthia Owen
'A crucially important social document for Ireland.’ Sunday Times
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I bought this book after hearing a discussion on Radio 5 Live with Marler. Well done the agent for geting such a good chat going. But all those chapters about silly nicknames, childish pranks, hairstyles and aftershave, boorish drunkenness from start to finish, naked wrestling, flicking towels at genitals, smelly scrums - oh dear, the list is endless of stuff that grown up professional players should have left behind, but justify as pranks surviving from the good old amateur days.
It's a great read and makes sense of a few things - the hair, the AWJ 'nut tickle', the Archbishop of Canterbury on a space-hopper covered in mayonnaise*
Humorous, entertaining and insightful, it's difficult to put down. Nice one, Mr Marler Sir!
* I might have made that bit up...
Rugby biographies tend to be follow the same theme and that's a good thing. They're funny, they're insightful, they're sometimes a bit sad but they generally leave the reader entertained.
Marler is round the bend, in a good way, he's been a belting player for England and Quins and has plenty left in the tank if he wants to go on (and we hope he does) I'm a Leicester fan and was there when Joe and Marcos Ayertza had a cuddle (his first sending off) he always gets a good reception from the Welford Road terrace and I reckon we love him as much as the snoots at the Stoop ;)
I'm a Quins fan, rugby and and I met Joe Market briefly purchase a couple of seasons ago.
This book is well written, funny in parts, moving in others, especially when he opens up about his 'demons'. Brutally honest, hilarious and great fun to read it gives the reader a good insight into the life of a professional rugby player.
Give it a go - you won't be disappointed.
Well done Joe
Those reviewers who describe it a childish are posh boys who never played in the scrum nor enjoyed the camaraderie of rugby its ceremonies and initiations and the nuances therein
Mental heath sections are a warning to all who attain the highest levels in sports
Funny, honest and immensely endearing. I would heartily recommend it.