From the burning sands of the Gobi desert to the frozen wastes of Alaska, from the teeming forests of the Amazon to the jungles of Borneo, bearding the Kraken in his lair and avoiding head hunters in the pacific islands, my search for a good tablet stand was long and dangerous. Defeated I returned home, bruised, battered and befuddled. Without expectation I logged on to Amazon, searched long and hard and discovered this little stand. The reviews were good, the price too good, without real hope I ordered one.
I was not thrilled to receive the parcel next day but opened it without excitement. A stylish grey product presented itself to my gaze. I held my breath, did I really hold the Holy Grail? No, wait, it was a tablet stand. but boy, what a stand! Well made, sturdy, sleek. Tears coursed down my face as I placed my 10 inch tablet portrait style in the holder.
At that moment something clicked in the universe, something good had just happened. I was moved to compose a poem,
O little stand how glad I am I bought you for this duty
You do the task with style and grace
You are a little cutey!
My travels and travails are over. Before you set off, buy one. By the way, if any publisher of poetry wishes to commission some work I will be happy to consider offers starting at £1,000,000 , plus retention of film rights by myself.
Brand | JETech |
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Product Dimensions | 10 x 4 x 9 cm; 190 Grams |
Item model number | 2061-EE-iPhoneiPad-Stand-ALU |
Manufacturer | JETech |
Color | Sliver |
Are Batteries Included | No |
Item Weight | 190 g |