Lube was technically fine but trust be the scent is possibly the single handed ly most unerotic smell known to man.
If you want to completely extinguish the flames of passion then this is the product for you.
Horse tranquilliser tastes like banoffee pie compared to this abomination
If you want to think of unappealing herbal tea your mother made you drink when you were ill when you’re making love then you have unresolved issues but you’re in luck
Buy if one or more of the following applies
- oriental herbs a get your motor running
- memories of you’re mother nurturing you back to health makes you stand to attention
- you’ve used the headache excuse seventeen times this week and need another excuse for your spouse
| Product Name | Durex Play Ylang Ylang 2in1 Massage Gel And Sensual Lube 200ml |
|---|---|
| Weight | 0.23 Kilograms |
| Volume | 200 Millilitres |
| Units | 200.0 millilitre |
| Storage Instructions | Store in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight. Use within three months of opening. |
| Brand | Durex |
| Format | Gel |
| Country of origin | Thailand |
