I popped a ball down on the tee, and did my warm up stroke,
I played real bad last few times but this game had some hope,
Id prayed to jesus, God and all, id even tried the pope
I hit it hard, it ran a bit then rolled back down the slope
Holy smokes my team mates cried he's going for a tripple bogey,
Malcolm got his in in five and he's an old fogey
I got down on my knees and prayed, i was feeling rather holy
I spend to much time out of bounds, its getting rather lonely
2nd tee i jumped right up and took my lucky stance,
I missed the ball and span right round like some odd spanish dance,
The golfers all around gave me a nervous glance
I hit the ball it sliced - far right! Its heading out to france!
I stood there on the fourteenth hole - divots all around
I boast i sometimes miss the ball but always hit the ground
The groundsmen sometimes shout at me, they can be quite loud,
But when my stray ball clonked his head he never made a sound.
We'll be here all day - talk about slow play, i heard my foursome mutter
I managed to get one on the green - the caddy brought my putter,
I got down and begged my ball - i looked like quite the nutter,
I hit it hard, it went to far then rolled straight in the gutter.
| Age range | Adult |
|---|---|
| Color | Green |
| Size | One Size |
| Style | Supersoft Matte |
| Material composition | Synthetic |
| Material type | Rubber |
| Outer material | Rubber |
| Sport | Golf |
| Included components | Golf Ball Dozen |
| Batteries included? | No |
| Brand | Callaway |
| Department | Unisex |
| Manufacturer | Callaway |
| Item model number | 642845812 |
| Product Dimensions | 15.24 x 17.78 x 5.08 cm; 635.03 Grams |
| ASIN | B08TF3PT4N |
