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The Accidental Footballer Paperback – 16 Jun. 2022
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THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER
'A heroic outsider - a pleasure to read.' - The Guardian
'A fulsome evocation of football before the Premier League.' - The i
'Such a good storyteller...joyous.' - Financial Times
'Honest, raw, revealing and very funny. How to live a life and career to the full. Insightful book about the most successful outsider inside football ever...' - Henry Winter, Chief Football Writer, The Times
'Pat is a wonderful one-off...and this is the story of why that is.' - John Murray, Chief Sports Correspondent, BBC Radio 5 Live
'Unusually vibrant and elegant with heroic doses of humour, insight and self-effacement, this is an absolute must-read for the football connoisseur.' - Omid Djalili
'The biggest influence of my professional career both on and off the pitch.' - Graeme Le Saux
'I grew up captivated by Pat Nevin the player. As a man he taught me even more about the beauty of the game. One of football's great mavericks, and Chelsea's greatest players. And he can spin a mean tune too.' - Sam Matterface
'I used to walk miles to see Pat Nevin play football and I'd do the same now to read his thoughts. Always challenging, always entertaining.' - Lord Sebastian Coe
'A refreshingly honest and thought-provoking autobiography. As deftly delivered as some of Pat's ball skills in his 1980's heyday.' - ToffeeWeb
Pat Nevin never wanted to be a professional footballer.
His future was clear, he'd become a teacher like his brothers. There was only one problem with this - Pat was far too good to avoid attention.
Raised in Glasgow's East End, Pat loved the game, playing for hours and obsessively following Celtic. But as he grew up, he also loved Joy Division, wearing his Indie 'gloom boom' coat and going on marches - hardly typical footballer behaviour!
Placed firmly in the 80s and 90s, before the advent of the Premier League, and often with racism and violence present, Pat Nevin writes with honesty, insight and wry humour. We are transported vividly to Chelsea and Everton, and colourfully diverted by John Peel, Morrissey and nights out at the Hacienda.
The Accidental Footballer is a different kind of football memoir. Capturing all the joys of professional football as well as its contradictions and conflicts, it's about being defined by your actions, not your job, and is the perfect reminder of how life can throw you the most extraordinary surprises, when you least expect it.
- Print length352 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherMonoray
- Publication date16 Jun. 2022
- Dimensions12.6 x 3 x 19.6 cm
- ISBN-101913183386
- ISBN-13978-1913183387
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- Publisher : Monoray (16 Jun. 2022)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 352 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1913183386
- ISBN-13 : 978-1913183387
- Dimensions : 12.6 x 3 x 19.6 cm
- Best Sellers Rank: 2,554 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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- 11 in Football Biographies (Books)
- 12 in Ball Games (Books)
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Pat’s unconventionality comes from the fact that he was a bit more intelligent than the majority of his fellow professionals in that he read, was into ‘indie’ music and the arts in general and didn’t drink alcohol in huge quantities. He also looked after himself physically too, by training long after the other players had departed and he also enjoyed distance and hill running. Pat describes he football career with the usual tales of both the on and off field antics of his fellow professionals and the various managers and coaches he worked under. What makes Pat’s book a bit different is that he also goes onto tell us of his attitudes towards racism and homophobia which he witnessed first hand, in the sport and in society in general. He also writes about the abuse that went on at Celtic Boys Club, which he wasn’t aware of at the time, but reflects on the individuals he knew at the time. On a lighter note Pat also reflects on his love of indie music and his friendship with John Peel and as a note of interest, the chapter titles are all song titles which can be compiled into a playlist too, if you’re so inclined.
A thoroughly entertains and thoughtful biography that concludes with the end of Pat’s playing career but I do hope there is a future volume forthcoming which deals with Pat’s post playing career ?
I followed his career, then it was a case of worlds colliding as his taste in music was similar to mine, I dunno, maybe influenced via Shoot, Match or The NME, then, joy of joys, he signed for Everton! Music AND football, nothing else mattered back then (although he couldn’t help me in the girl department back then..)
Life, it’s never quite what you think it is for others though… this book, like Pat, is a squeak different to other footballers books. It doesn’t go where others books do and there’s not really or anything new imparted so to speak, it’s just a warmer somehow, it’s like that person you liked at school, but never really knew, who seemed to have a great life and then when you catch them years later it’s good, they’re just happy in their skin, but you as a person are left feeling left a little richer for the read.
I really enjoyed it - More to the point, I am hoping for a second book, or is that half…
Bags of skill, well read, art gallery visiting and indeed curating. An outsider, a weirdo, an individual who was unique and effortlessly cool.
I saw him score in his pomp with Everton and also when he was 37 years old for Motherwell V Hibs at Easter road.
His memoir is superb!
Yes...there are lots and lots of references to indie music, Cocteau Twins, Joy Division and others I've never heard of...I'd reached page 250 and was at that point reasonably assured that a story set in the 80s was, for once, NOT, going to mention Morrissey. But then...on page 258 the half man half quiff appears...but that vignette is hugely entertaining as our Pat pops Morrissey's affected persona in a singularly Toffee way.( It is brilliant!)
I'm not a music man and didn't realise until the end that all the chapter titles are song titles from groups like "The The" and "Wah!" - surprisingly the latter are apparently not natives of Bala.
In a self deprecating manner Nevin writes a celebration of the individual and although he writes warmly about Colin Harvey, his revelations about the late Howard Kendall's relationship with alcohol are difficult to take, though not alas, unsurprising.
Genuinely a superb read. Thoughtful, touching, laugh out loud and intelligently written.
Get it read.😎👍⚽️